Monthly Archives: September 2012

The End is Nigh

I have realised for some time that now that the fridges and freezers of California are full of donated and full cream sperm there is little or no point in the male sex. We can help with the shopping. Put … Continue reading

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Storm over a Fig Leaf

In 1822 when the  homoerotic statue Achilles in honour of Wellington went up in Hyde Park ,there was an uproar.  Legend has it was over whether a fig leaf or not would be placed over the hero’s cock. It had  always … Continue reading

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Dont Try This At Home

Portman Avenue,Mortlake is  off the Upper Richmond Road. A mile or so from where I live. This week it had its fifteen minutes of fame. From one of the planes which fly over every two minutes on their way to … Continue reading

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Lest We Forget

A lovely day. Autumn beginning to kick in but the sun is still strong. An ambition fulfilled. To see Stanley Spencer’s memorial Memorial Chapel at Beauclere just south of Newbury. At Paddington, I gaze for a few moments at  Sargeant Jagger’s … Continue reading

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Kiss Me Kate

Back in June there was a bump. But that was before the Olympics. It turned out that it was a phantom bump. Then came the Olympics and we forgot about the bump. Then the  Queen’s favourite corgi died. The thrill … Continue reading

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Walt Disney Lived Here

The  Walt Disney view of America is fine. And dandy. Nice , usually white folks  call their  parents sir, as kids work in the hard ware store, at  some point they have go abroad and do their patriotic chore and … Continue reading

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Victory Parade

Ten deep down the Strand. We waited and waited. One million estimated to be out  on the three mile  Olympic Victory parade route from the City to Buckingham Palace. Next to me a  well prepared family from Muswell Hill with a table … Continue reading

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