Women are from the Congo and Men from Northampton, Mass.
How’s that? Research featured in Guardian points out that women are turned on by the sight if monkeys copulating. Those little fellas hard at it apparently get our wives and loved ones juices flowing. Scientists can tell as the ladies are wired up but when the women are asked what is going on, they deny any such feelings. The research therefore concludes that although women are deep down as sexually interested and easily aroused as men, they are conditioned to deny the fact. So if you want to give your babes a good time either take her on holiday to the Congo or drop off her at the zoo. If you are a wealthy Russian maybe you may have to buy a zoo.
Men in Northampton Mass.?Well that as all readers of Wikipedia know is the lesbian capital of the world. Here holding hands and listening to kd laing records is compulsory. Nothing gets a red bloodied male crossing his legs and going quicker than the sight of two lesbians getting intimate. Lizard kiss, hands on buns, stroking the nipple, gently caressing the groin,,the works. But why is this? After all lesbians are not for men.
Apparently men don’t really believe this and they feel that all women are up for it regardless of crew cut and overalls. When they see two women in a sexual mode men start to fantasise that a threesome could be on the cards. Though of course other research shows that most men find threesomes not twice as exciting but half as interesting, as men far from being the centre of attention come third in a three horse race.
So excited by all these findings I asked a woman I see regularly and often talk to, about this monkey business. Definitely not ,thought she did admit to being fascinated by horses’ members. “it’s the size, they are just sooo big”. Oh God ,so size does matter.