No More Jaw Jaw
Time to get tough with the Ruskies. They are a hard people ,they only respect the whip and the boot. So the British government is about to announce a long and strong list of extra sanctions. Cameron says,” This ten point list shows we mean business and we are not pussy footing around . We are going where it hurts and hurts hard. Of course when you make omelettes, eggs have to be broken”
- All Russian children at Eton will no longer be allowed to visit the tuck shop at weekends and will receive an extra half an hour of homework
- Russians will not be allowed to drive around in stretch mobiles
- Russians will not be allowed to wear watches.
- Russian women will not be allowed to dye their hair or wear make up
- Russian women will have to wear burkas and flat shoes.
- Russian security guards will not be allowed to wear sun glasses
- Russians will not be allowed to wear white socks
- Russians will not be allowed within one mile of Bond Street or Knightsbridge
- Parking restrictions in Eaton Square and Kensington will be stepped up.
- All Russian owners of football clubs must sit in the cheap seats and go to away games in the Midlands.
David Cameron says, “From now on its no more Mr Nice Guy.We will squeeze until the pips squeak. They have sowed the wind now they must reap the whirlwind.” Putin replies “Make my day,punk” Count me in.