Royals to the Rescue
With only a few days to go before the breakup of the United Kingdom only the Royals can save us. Of course the announcemant of a royal baby helps but it may not be enough.
Prince Philip must die. A three day protracted death with bulletins every hour on the hour. This could start on Saturday and take up to the beginning of the week,with the whole nation in deep shock and sympathy for their beloved Queen.
On Monday Prince Charles must be involved in a fatal car crash preferably with his brother Andrew those awful Princesses Beatrix etc. This would get rid of major blocks that many have to full on love affair with the House of Windsor. And at the same time making the very popular Prince William the next king. While reducing the expense of the civil list.
Prince Harry must be involved in some daring rescue of some crippled Scottish woman preferably from a bad of masked Muslim jihadists. Or maybe he leads an SAS team to save the Scottish aid worker who has been kidnapped.
If all this fails and the polls still look bad on Thursday then the Queen must go to Edinburgh rally her loyal regiments and declare martial law.
We did for Wallace we can do for Salmond.