Wit and Wisdom

Wit and Wisdom

 

Over the years I have written millions of words. Occasionally a bon mot appears. Here are  some of my best

 

Ask not for who the sun shines, it shines for you

Life is often unfair and rigged, but compared to  death, it’s a very clean pack of cards

The umbilical withers at both ends

A real Putney man is someone who earns more than their house

A fool and their money soon find a builder

Near misses don’t count

I’d rather read a good book than write a bad one

The penis is a great  source of pleasure but a very poor sat nav

When you  are 5 feet 11 you are a born liar

The tourist industry always kills its golden goose

The fatter the cigar the thinner the  widow

Life is a joke. If you don’t get it, its on you.

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One Response to Wit and Wisdom

  1. Johan Vivian VAN DIJK says:

    You don’t set out to write a bad book. That’s someone else’s opinion, after all.

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